Sam 20 Nebraska. Caffeine-addicted, book-loving, Colorado-dreaming cat lady. I like tattoos, rainy days and being comfy. Oh and I'm in love with a little band called Mumford & Sons. I'm just a simple girl with a private jet.
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
(Source: clubpenguln, via a-sassy-url)
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.